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Sweet Jokes in Hindi , Funny Hindi Jokes



Santa (Gusse mein): Mera phone kiyun nahi pick kiya?

Girlfreind: Vo main... ring tone pe dance kar rahi thi.

 


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Hindi Jokes

Sweet Hindi Sms

Film Director to Actor: Tum ko 100 feet ki height se swimming pool me jump lagana hai.

Actor: Par mere ko tairna nahi aata, mein doob jaunga.

Film Director: Don't worry, pool me paani nahi hai.

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English Joke

Film Director to Actor: The funniest thing is that you have to jump in the swimming pool from a height of 100 feet.

Actor: But I don't know how to swim.

Film Director: Don't worry, there is no water in the pool.








Girlriend to Boyfriend: Mera ladla, mera pyara, mera chhona, mera sweet gugla. Muj se shadi karoge? Bolo baby bolo...

Boyfriend: Tum mujhe Propose kar rahi ho ya Adopt ?

 

 

 

Girlfriend to Boyfriend: My sweet baby, my chicky chicky, my gulgula. Would you marry me ?

Boyfriend: Are you proposing me or adopting me ?

 

Saas: Bhagwan ne tumhe 2-2 aankhe di. Chawal me se 2-4 pathar nahi nikal sakti kya.

Funniest Bahu: Very funny! Bhagwan ne tumhe 32 daant diye 2-4 pathar bhi nahi chaba sakti ?

Mother-in-law: God has given you 2-2 eyes. can't you remove a few pebbles from rice ?

Funniest Daughter-in-law: Very funny! God has given you 32 teeth. Can't you chew a few pebbles ?



Modern Aashiq:

Aaj Apni Girl-Friend Ki Shaadi Mein Ja Kar Ye Ehsaas Hua,

Ki Rajma Chawal Achhe Ho To Mohabbat Bhi Feeki Lagti Hai.