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Ek bar Engineering college ke teachers ko ek aero plane mein bithaya gaya. Jab unko bataya gaya ke ye plane unke students ne banaya hai to vo sabhi plane se utar gaye.

Par principal baitha raha. Vo bola: Mujhe apne students par pura bharosa hai ke ye palne start hi nahi hoga.

                      

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Ek Sweet Punjabi man aur ek Sweet Hindi man kabristan me baithe baat kar rahe the.

Sweet Punjabi: Hindi bhai, dekho yeh murde kitne aaraam se apni kabron mein sote hain.

Sare murde uth khare hue aur bole: Kiyun na soye, yeh jaga apni jaan de ke hasil kee hai...

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A Sweet Punjabi man and a Sweet Hindi man were sitting in a graveyard & were talking.

Punjabi: Hindi bhai, see all these dead men are sleeping so peacefully in the graves.

All dead men got up and said: Why should not we sleep, we have got this place by giving away our lives.

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This is not a joke. This is a real story...

Ek aadmi ek Sadhu se bola: Baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao.

Sadhu: Beta, agar koi upaay hota to main sadhu kyun banta?

A man to saint: Baba, my wife troubles me too much. Tell me some solution.

Funny Saint: Had there been any solution, why would have I became a saint ?


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Santa: Kya, main fail ho gaya?
Vo bhi English main?
Unpossible...