Ek Sweet Punjabi man aur ek
Sweet Hindi man kabristan me baithe
baat kar rahe the.
Hindi bhai, dekho yeh murde kitne aaraam se apni kabron mein sote hain.
murde uth khare hue aur bole: Kiyun na soye, yeh jaga apni jaan de ke hasil kee
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Sweet Punjabi man and a Sweet Hindi man were sitting in a graveyard & were talking.
bhai, see all these dead men are sleeping so peacefully in the
dead men got up and said: Why should not we sleep, we have got
this place by giving away our lives.
Ek aadmi ek Sadhu se bola:
meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao.
agar koi upaay hota
to main sadhu kyun banta?
A man to saint: Baba, my
wife troubles me too much. Tell me some solution.
Funny Saint: Had there been
any solution, why would have I became a saint ?